Providing protection and peace of mind for
love's messy
moments!
  
All of the Passion...None of the
Mess!
What is Luv
Linen?
Why was Luv Linen
created?
Why is Luv Linen
unique?
How do I/We use Luv
Linen?
How large is Luv
Linen?
How absorbent Is Luv
Linen?
What materials are used to make Luv
Linen?
What colors and patterns
of Luv Linen are available?
How do I care for my Luv
Linen?
What else can I use Luv
Linen for?
Do you make disposable
Luv Linen ?
Where can I purchase
Luv Linen?
What is Luv
Linen?
Luv Linen is a
super absorbent, waterproof, reusable,
washable pad designed to keep your sheets, bed,
furniture and wherever else you may be clean and dry during
sex. Awesome huh? Especially when you consider how much money
we spend on our furniture, bedding and linen, now you can protect
them with confidence. YES, we know we should have thought of this
sooner, but happily we're here now and at
your service.
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Why was Luv Linen created?
Luv Linen was created so that
people everywhere can have the luxury of enjoying the wettest
sex ever without worrying about the mess. To read
the personal story that started it all look here. We believe that no one
should have to sleep in a wet spot, sleep on a towel or have to
change the sheets after a good nights lovin'.
Appreciation, cuddling and feeling good are in order
NOT laundry we know you already have enough work to
do.
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Why is Luv Linen unique?
Luv Linen is unique because it
provides protection and peace of mind for love's messy
moments. It gives you permission to enjoy the wettest sex ever
and let your love flow without hesitation. Luv Linen is the ultimate
"christening blanket" allowing you to be adventurous and enjoy sex
wherever you desire. Let's face it a towel doesn't quite do
the job does it? Using Luv Linen gives you the freedom to take your
love life to a whole new level. Imagine how free you'll feel
to relax and let your love flow orgasm after orgasm after orgasm
when you know your bed or sofa will be clean and dry no matter how
much passion you enjoy. There's no need to hold back with Luv
Linen. There are no sheets to change, no more ruined towels,
sheets or mattresses and no more wet spots to endure! How
awesome is that! It's a wonderful bridal shower
gift.
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How do I/We use Luv
Linen?
Luv Linen is so easy to use.
Simply lay the soft absorbent side face up (waterproof side down)
and strategically place it on top of sheets, sofa or wherever you're
going to be intimate. Luv Linen will stay where you put it and
repositions easily as needed. After you've had all the wet and wild
fun you can handle simply toss Luv Linen in laundry bin and enjoy
your clean dry bed AHHHH What a simple luxury!
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How Large is Luv Linen?
Luv Linen is currently available in
two sizes. Extra Large (35" x 45") and Large (35" x
35"). Your mate will appreciate what you have in mind
when you pull back the covers and Luv Linen is patiently
waiting. By the way when is the last time you made
love on the sofa? Even if it's been decades try feeling
like a teenager again and go for it. Having sex regularly
keeps you feeling young and the experts say it adds years to your
life. Larger sizes coming soon!
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How absorbent is Luv Linen?
Luv Linen is super absorbent and
will absorb hours and hours of OOO's. Luv Linen holds
over six cups of fluid, and don't forget those wonderful
lotions and oils we love. While we know that women are
fortunate to experience copious amounts of fluid during orgasm we
are confident that Luv Linen will provide you the utmost
protection. Your sheets and sofa will thank you for thinking
of them.
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What materials are used to make Luv
Linen?
We are proud to say that Luv Linen
is made right here in the good old USA. Luv Linen is made of
three layers consisting of a soft quilted top sheet made of 80%
cotton and 20% polyester or in some styles 100% polyester, a super
absorbent polyester/rayon soaker and a waterproof pastel green,
pink, blue or tan lightly brushed vinyl barrier. Soft,
comfortable, absorbent, waterproof and pretty what a combination who
wouldn't want to take this hot little number to bed.
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What colors and patterns of Luv Linen are
available?
We appreciate that everyone has
different tastes that is why Luv Linen is available in several
colors, designs and fabrics. Currently you can choose from our
*floral rose print top sheet with pastel green bottom, *green,
blue, and white, with yellow stripes tartan plaid top sheet with
pastel green bottom *white top sheet
with a pink, blue or green bottom and our latest exciting edition
*leopard print top sheet with tan bottom. We'll be adding other
exciting designs in the coming months. No matter what color or
pattern you choose you'll enjoy the fantastic benefits that Luv
Linen provides.
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How do I care for Luv
Linen?
Luv Linen is so easy to care
for. You should always wash Luv Linen before first use.
Wash in hot or warm water and dry on normal setting in dryer or line
dry.
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What else can I use Luv Linen
for?
Okay, we admit it there
are several other uses for Luv Linen other than
sex. Have you ever had a leak during "that time of the
month"? Women have been inconvenienced by this
occurrence since the beginning of time. But now thanks to
Luv Linen there's no need to ruin one more set of
sheets. If you have children we're sure there are times
you could use a product like this to help care for them whether
it's their first diaper change, their first night in big kid pants,
injury, illness or even in the car. Our Luv Linen is extremely
soft, attractive and versatile for all members of the
family for all ages and reasons including the family pet so you
may want to order more than one.
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Do you make disposable Luv Linen
also?
We also realize that there are
times when a disposable version of Luv Linen would come in most
handy that is why we'd like to introduce you to Luv Liners. All of the great
benefits of Luv Linen but disposable. Where was this on my
honeymoon? Not to mention those weekends at my inlaws or that
time on the beach!
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Where can I purchase Luv Linen?
Right
here of course, while eventually you'll be able to find Luv
Linen at your local erotica shop at the moment the only place to get
your Luv Linen is right here
because we knew you wouldn't want to wait. If you are the owner of a
retail, mail order, or internet business and would like to make Luv
Linen and Luv Liners available to your customers please
email Pricing@LuvLinen.com or
call (610) 446-3521 to request a distributor's list. You may also
order via fax at (610) 446-5956, via email at sales@LuvLinen.com, via
telephone at (610) 446-3521 (Monday through Friday, 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.
EST) and last but not least via snail mail at:
LuvLinen.com
P.O. Box 567
Havertown, PA
19083
**To our friends up north ~
Standard Delivery to U.S. and
Canada.**
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